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Will you still feed me - DCU drabble
Title: Will you still feed me (100 words)
Fandom: DCU
Summary: "Oh, *Batman,* you're so *big* --"
Pairing: [redacted, not chan]
Rating: Adult
Notes: For Jack, who asked for exactly this pairing.


"Oh, *Batman,* you're so *big* --"

"Time. There's no need to be cliché about this."

"Having it be cliché -- for me -- requires context I haven't got." Lois raises her eyebrows. "You didn't complain when I said, 'Oh, Superman, you're so --'"

Clark sighs. "It's not quite the same thing."

Lois gives him a squeeze. "It's exactly the same *thing.*"

"Point taken, but --" Clark runs his fingers over the R on her breast. "You don't have to -- push so hard, either."

"It's for balance."

"I meant -- your voice."

"That too. You go bass, I go soprano." Lois shrugs.

"Perhaps we should start over."